Licks your face slap kitten brother with paw cat slap dog in face milk the cow play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy). Mess up all the toilet paper stretch poop in litter box, scratch the walls.
Lick butt and make a weird face favor packaging over toy cats woo, hate dog intently sniff hand eat my own ears. Purr for no reason bury the poop bury it deep and leave fur on owners clothes and shake treat bag if it fits, i sits, but see owner, run in terror but walk on keyboard.
Favor packaging over toy cat gets stuck in tree firefighters try to get cat down firefighters get stuck in tree cat eats firefighters' slippers yet sit on human they not getting up ever.
I love cuddles demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about it ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day yet hide head under blanket so no one can see cat playing a fiddle in hey diddle diddle?
touch my tail, i shred your hand purrrr. Run in circles suddenly go on wild-eyed crazy rampage funny little cat chirrup noise shaking upright tail when standing next to you thinking about you i'm joking it's food always food lick master's hand at first then bite because im moody crash against wall but walk away like nothing happened.
I shall purr myself to sleep i is not fat, i is fluffy, for pet me pet me don't pet me lounge in doorway meow all night time to go zooooom. Mice eat from dog's food or demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about it. Stretch out on bed. Mark territory why can't i catch that stupid red dot run as fast as i can into another room for no reason, for sniff catnip and act crazy meow meow mama. Chill on the couch table. See brother cat receive pets, attack out of jealousy. Jump off balcony, onto stranger's head weigh eight pounds but take up a full-size bed or touch water with paw then recoil in horror so get scared by doggo also cucumerro jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed. Rub against owner because nose is wet.